Devoid

Thursday, May 12, 2005:

Presidential candidates for 2004:

Running on the status quo ballot:
A. An ignorant, dyslexic, rich daddy's-boy, recovering alcoholic redneck

Running on the dazed and confused ballot:
A. An arrogant, married-money, wannabe war veteran, unaccomplished asshole

Running on the "other" ballot:
A. An escaped mental patient
B. A dead pig
C. A half eaten cheese pizza
D. A smelly terd

Choose your poison!
Chris // 5/12/2005

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